Comeback time

So they brought back Beverly Hills 90210 and Melrose Place now I hear they are bringing back Dallas. It will focus on the Offspring of JR and Bobby and word is Patrick Duffy and Linda Gray have signed on to reprise their roles. Larry Hagman is still to sign the dotted line.I loved this programme apart from the season that was all a dream.
I say bring back Dynasty... My fav from that era!

Sag Awards fashion dissected

Okay I was majorly dissapointed with the fashion at the Sag awards. Firstly , the usually glam Ea Longoria looked terrible in that white dress. The draping round the hips made her look shorter than she is and the plunging neckline looked like the designer had shoved a towel around her shoulders.
Nicole Kidmans outfit was truly hidious, no style at all ..and didnt she have such class when she waas married to Tom Cruise. Interestingly Katie Holmes style improved once she was married too...maybe the gay rumours are true...just saying.
Diana Agrons eyemakeup was far too heavy. She is suck a beauty she doesnt need all that black shit round her eyes.
And January Jones looked pretty but ordinary...not the screen goddess she looked at the globes last week.
have to say I liked Helena Bonham Carters outfit...she doesnt take herself too seriously which is so refreshing.
But my pick for best dressed..Kim Khardasian. The right amount of glam. gorgeous colour...but I have one question..WTF was she doing there???

Another set of awards

The National Television awards have been presented at the O2 arena in London and my favourite show Eastenders came out tops as did another of my favourites The Inbetweeners, just goes to show I have taste. Here is a list of the winners.
The National Television Awards 2011: The winners

• Best Serial Drama: EastEnders
• Most Popular Comedy Programme: Benidorm
• Most Popular Entertainment Programme: I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here 
• Most Popular Newcomer: Ricky Norwood, EastEnders
• Most Popular Drama:  Waterloo Road.
• Digital Choice: The Inbetweeners
• Most Oustanding Serial Drama Performance: Lacey Turner, EastEnders
• Most Popular Entertainment Presenter: Ant and Dec
• Topical Magazine: This Morning
• Most Popular Factual Programme: Top Gear
• Most Popular Talent Show: The X Factor
• Most Outstanding Drama Performance: David Jason
• Special Recognition: Bruce Forsyth 

Pathetic!!!

Okay I've given them two weeks but seriously our new Breakfast hosts are terrible. Obviously do not even get their facts right...this mornings gem 'it was announced yesterday the date of the royal wedding'....its been out for quite some time.  Its could research. Yesterday there were a few gems as well. Petra Bagust is the most condescending ignorant presenter ever in a smarmy annoying way!!! Corin is okay but not much better than Petra. Bring back Paul Henry and Pippa...............................PLEASE!!!!! i am turning off now never to return again.

Good casting

Aretha Franklin is trying to get Halle Berry to play her on the big screen. Unfortunately so far Halle has politely declined touting that she cabt hold a tune. Not sure Aretha's life is quite in the same league as Ray Charles or Johnny Cash. Perhaps the sceenplay doesnt point toward a Oscar Nomination. Halle Berry is certainly beautiful but is she that good an actress. Some of her past choices have been somewhat dubious, even if she did luck out with Monster Ball.

Doh!! What a pack of Dicks!!!

Apparently in Miami a couple of real rocket scientists broke into a house and thinking it was cocaine snorted someones ashes. Doh, do ashes look like cocaine... I would doubt that. This story is both funny and sad. Funny that some people could be so totally thick and sad that they desecrated the remains of someones loved one. Only in America!!!

more useless Information

So Elton john loves the smell of nappies. Will good for him but frankly information I didn't need to know. Remebering back to when I used to babysit my nieces and literally had to use a peg on my nose to change their nappies i think Elton is seriously deluded.

Not to be tolerated

Last night I watched a piece about gay hate crime against two lesbian women here in New Zealand. I guess one cannot expect everyone to be accepting of differing lifestyles but really is it necessary to terrorise peple like this. I hope police are actually taking this very seriously and providing proper investigation into both the vandalism of the women's property. the alleged arson of their business and providing adequate protection. We do not need this situation to skyrocket into anything else. This type of victimisation cannot be tolerated. Hate crimes against any minority should be a thing of the past but I doubt that will ever happen as long as there are right wing extremists.

Friendship

I have just spent some time without my best friends around and suddenly realised what having them around means to me. The saying Absence makes the heart grow fonder is true but I'd like to put it out there that we dont appreciate those closest to us enough. Lets let those we care about know how much they mean to us. Yes we can get frustrated with family and friends at times but in the end they are what makes life good. So let those people who you love know today. Just make that random phone call or text and let someone know you are thinking about them.

so here it is

A little disappointing but still pretty hot here is Rafael Nadals Armani Ad. After watching the Australian Open last night where they deliberately waited to put some results up so they could show him changing his shirt and the women taking pictures if him doing so the ad is a little bit of a let down.

one of the worst dressed

looking like she is wearing a pink sack Juliana Moore. Really???? Very unflattering.

My life line is back

A year ago if you said to me you couldnt do without your laptop for two days i would have said dont be stupid. But i have had two days of no internet access and it has just about killed me. no Facebook, no hotmail no twitter...oh god i thought my life were over. just goes to show how in this age we are so dependent on technology. I never want to be without it again. Being cut off from the outside world it was like losing a limb. But never fear im back again!

Imprssive

Her Majesty has made a personal donation to the Queensland relief fund. Proud to be a royalist.

Art imitating Life or Vice versa

Can you imagine the uproar if Tamiti had done this in New Zealand .
A gay Austrian television celebrity thought to have inspired the Bruno film character has chosen a man as his partner for the country's next TV dance contest.
"I am going to dance with a heterosexual. This is not about being gay," Alfons Haider, 53, told the Oesterreich newspaper in an interview published on Wednesday.
"I do not want my appearance on the show to be reduced to homosexuality. This is about the show, about entertainment. I am not the gay Joan of Arc."
Haider, who has hosted Austria's Dancing Stars show in the past, chose dance professional Balazs Ekker as his partner to compete in this season's event.
It remained unclear which one would lead.
"There is no 100 percent answer to this because no one has done this before," the paper quoted Ekker as saying. "But there is no way I am going to don a skirt and stockings to give the impression we're normal."
Film critics have identified Haider as the unwitting model for English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno character, an outlandish gay fashion reporter who aims to become "the biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler."

Latest Zsa Zsa news

The Tv Evangelist Benny Hinn is going to visit Zsa Zsa in hospital tonight to lead prayers and doing a laying on of hands prior to her amputation operation. The Operation is said to be very dodgy, a true life or death situation, so I guess any help is good. Fingers crossed that the ailing 93 year old star will come through it fine. Just hope that paraia of a husband doesnt keep using his wife for publicity.

Doh!!!

So the United States Justice System has cought on to something we all already knew. that ultimately that shoky Doctor is responsible for Michaell Jacksons Death. Like Marilyn Monroe his death is going to be the topic of speculation for many years to come.Those poor children having to live through this. I guess they never really did have a chance at normality.

Spoiler alert

Following her hugely successful guest appearance on hit TV show Glee actress Gwyneth Paltrow is set to return.

The show's co-creator Ryan Murphy said: "Gwyneth is coming back for two episodes. She's coming back specifically to date Will."

He added: "Those two have become really good friends in real life and had really good chemistry. She's coming back as a sex education teacher.

"Gwyneth and I are emailing, talking every week: What are we going to sing? We're trying to do something fantastic."

Princess in training!!!!!

Prince WIlliam and his fiancee Kate Middleton attended a friends wedding this past weekend and Kate looked the picture of elegance. Definitely starting to look like a princess. And isnt it great that William has colour coordinated his tie to fit with Kates choice. All in all a successful outfit.
And guess what she had worn the outfit before...under a pink jacket at Peter Phillips wedding. Successful recycling Kate.

Some people just go too far.

Some people just go too far. No wonder there is still homophobia with people out like this. Since when was Family Planning a gay site?

McDonald's is being accused of homophobia after it blocked gay websites from its new free Wi-Fi service at its restaurants.
People trying to access the lifestyle website GayNZ.com discovered they could not find the site, among others, and the website challenged the fast-food giant -- which offers free WiFi access in 132 of its restaurants nationwide -- to review its access policy.
"McDonald's must by now be able to find a more sophisticated way of judging the suitability of actual content for your restaurants rather than just blocking out wholesale an entire site which provides much valuable and family-friendly lifestyle information and service."
There appeared to be no consistency in McDonald's policy, GayNZ.com said.
A NZ Aids Foundation site was not blocked but Family Planning, Rainbow Youth, Agender and others were.
However, McDonald's said it was a family restaurant chain, and as part of offering the Wi-Fi service, its policy was that content must be of a family friendly nature, or suitable for a child to view.
"Because of this, access to a number of websites is blocked, including access to GayNZ.com, gambling, tobacco and adult mature content websites," a McDonald's spokeswoman said.
"You will also appreciate that there are inevitably teething problems with the introduction of a new service and getting our filtering process right is one such issue.
McDonald's said it was happy to review websites on a case by case basis, if customers believe that sites have been unjustifiably blocked.
However, all links and advertisements must also be acceptable.

Wicked

News from hollywood is that Selma Hayek is in development mode of a minseries based on Wicked.
Sources confirm that the actress-producer is teaming with ABC to develop an eight-hour miniseries adaptation of Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, the Gregory Maguire bestseller that spawned the Broadway phenom. The insider stresses that it would be based on the novel and not the musical. As a result, this Wicked would be less of a prequel and more of a parallel story to The Wizard of Oz. (Universal, as you may know, is currently developing a Wicked film, and that would be based on the musical.)

Hayek was Producer of Ugly Betty so it should be camp fun.

29 Today

Happy birthday to Kate Middleton who is celebrating her last birthday as a commoner. Next year is going to be so different for her.
Im please to say that she still fits the criteria I have for a bride.Now girls, I firmly believe that marriage should be attained prior to your thirtieth birthday.(well your first marraige anyway).
Are you taking note.......... you know who you are !!!!!!!

You have to be joking

The History channel has decided NOT to air a miniseries about the Kennedys. Or should I say another one. Well I probably wouldnt have watched it anyway. Greg Kinnear(who I must admit I quite like as an actor) as Jack Kennedy and that extreme talent Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy....good grief, thats got to be the miscasting of the decade(Who will they get to play Marilyn?....Kendra Wikinson?). Cant she just be content with being Mrs Tom Cruise or does she really think she can act. She might be able to but not as Jackie Kennedy.

Congratulations

Congratulations to Crown Prince Frederick and Princess Mary of Denmark on the birth of twins, one boy one girl. Thank goodness they are not first born. Wouldnt  that cause problems if they had both been boys and first born. And if you were the second twin wouldnt you want to have a vendetta against your older brother. Oh to be the evil Prince....Makes for good story telling

Most beautiful women

Theres seems to be something lacking with the movie stars of today. so I have decide to put together my list of most beautiful women of all time. This may change  but todays list is as follows

5. Iman - David bowies Somalian born wife. Simply stunning
4. Dewi Sukarno - a japanese socialite who wa married to the first president of Indonesia., Simple stunning
3. Princess Grace of Monaco - a classic beauty that even in later yearswith al ittle weight gain was still a striking woman
2.my beloivd Zsa Zsa Gabor of coursed
 1. The most beautiful woman of all time has to be French actress Catherine Deneuve. Absolutely stunning at all ages.

oh the memories

Rumour has it NZQA results are out this week. Ah i remember waiting for School C and UE results back in the good old days. What a dissapointment I must have been to my parents when i got 15% in School C Art. Hey but I passed History after being told by the teacher that girls didnt get books at boys High and not being given any text books for the whole year. Sure showed that wanker!!! If only I had grown balls then I might have won lots of money in a lawsuit.

Not sure about this look.

Parts of this I like , like the neckline but the rest is pretty yuck. Especially the shoes. However its a fun funky look for young hollywood. Actress Francia Raisa from Secrets of an American Teenager on the red carpet at the peoples choice awards.

Best dressed this Week

My pick for best dressed at the Peoples choice awards. Kathryn Morris from Cold Case. A classic look although probably a bit overdressed for these awards. Very glamourous look with hair, Jewellery and accessories pretty spot on in my book

Really?

Well after a 12 hour day dealing with a huge wedding I came home to find my flatmates watching Sex and the City 2. Oh dear, what can I say. It has to be one of the worst movies I have ever watched. Full of cliche one lines with the most improbable story line(hold on was there a storyline) The only good thing about it was the numous costume changes. Fabulous clothes made up for a complete lack of anything else worth watching. Even the men in this one were pretty ho hum so my recommendation is if you want a mindless evening with fabulous clothing watch it. If your after a good movie keep trolling the DVD store.

Lets keep it in the family...sort of

Bad news Boys and girls... David Tennant the tenth Dr Who is to marry. He is engaged to the Fifth Doctor Peter Davisons daughter Georgia Moffatt. They plan to wed on New Years Day 2012. Georgia appeared in Dor Who as the Doctors Daughter. Just a bit incestuous but not really! Seems Mr Tennant has a penchant for falling for ladies on set having previously being involved with an assistant director, aBBC wales staff member and another actress. All i can say is bugger....He was my favourite doctor!!!

A tragic Family

Prince Alireza, youngest son of the late Shah of Iran has been found dead in his boston apartment, apparently the results of suicide. This is the second child of the former Shah and Empress Farah Diba to die under tragic circumstances. Princess Leila the youngest Child died several years ago after a drug overdose. Alireza was single and was once considered one of the worlds most eligible bachelors. No matter what you think of the regime that was overthrown by Khomeini no mother deserves to lose two children so terribly. The picture above is Farah Diba and Price Alireza at Prince Raniers funeral.

oh dear me

Now one would think they would have people to tell you about this but poor Prince Henrik of Denmark, husband of the Queen was right royally caught with his fly undone. Not a good look!

RIP

Jill Haworth the actress has died. Now alot of you will say who. When you think of Cabaret you think automatically of Liza Minelli. However, Jill Haworth originated the role on broadway in 1966, thats her on the left. She first appeared in movies at the age of 15 in the classic movie Exodus. The rest of her career was particularly unmemorable but thought her death was of note.

X Factor has the X Factor

The American version of X Factor has signed a sponsorship deal said to be worth between 50 and 100 million dollars. Simon Cowell sure has some pulling power. It was a battle royal between Pepsi nad Coca Cola but Pepsi won out in the end. Now if I can only get a sponsorship deal for my blog. Any takers...anyone...no seriously anyone. im not greedy. 50 thousand...500,...50 dollars...50 cents....anyone??? No...oh well it was worth a try.

Outrage is right

Just watched the movie Outrage a documentary about closeted gay politicians in the States. Now I'm not a political animal but boy do they have issues in Washington. The gay hate crimes are shocking, but the politicians who vote against reform that would stop bigotry against homosexuals  and who are closeted gays themselves is apalling. You all get caught out in the end boys and girls,what goes around comes around.
Interestingly I can find no references to any lawsuits brought about by this movie which one would think would be a logical course of action if these politicians thought they were being slandered.
I enjoyed the movie, it was informative although just a little bit potically biased.
There is no justufication for hypocricy.

Very Sad

News just out from Hollywood, dahlink Zsa Zsa Gabor has been taken to hospital to have half her leg amputated. Apparently a blood clot in her leg has spread too much. She was advised to have it removed prior to christmaas but she refused saying she wanted to have what could be her last christmas at home. A stunningly beautiful actress in the good old days of hollywood she was more famous for her marraiges than her acting ability. She is 93 turning 94 on Feb 6th. Her last movie appearance was the Very Brady Sequel. the last sister of the Gabor Dynasty her sister Eva was famous for playing Lisa in Green Acres.
As a child I had delusions I was her illegitimate son....clue one that I was gay!!!!

Slowly taking over the World

Not only does she have her own show, own production company, radio station, magazine now Oprah has her own Network.Fantastic news. Hope we can get it in New Zealand. Whats next , her own state?
Have to say with a lineup that includes advise shows, cooking programmes, classic movies and show like 'The Sound of Music Cast reunion' this could be very watchable television.

Broadway records

I read somewhere this morning that The Lion King had just overtaken Beauty and the Beast to become Broadways 7th longest running show. This inspired me to have a look at what the longest running shows are and a couple surprised me.

Number one is Phantom of the Opera beating Cats by over 2000 performances Number three is Les Mis and then A Chorus line and then Number 5 surprised me. It was Oh Calcutta.a revival that ran from 1976 to 1989, nearly thirteen years.

then comes Chicago, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Rent and Miss Saigon rounds out the top ten.

Only three of the productions are still performing and they are Phantom, Lion King and Chicago.

Mamma mia comes in at 11th and is slowly closing in on the tenth spot being only 305 performances behind Miss Saigon.

I know for some this is probably totally useless information but hey Im a theatre Geek and found it very interesting.

Well well well!!!

The truth is out. What all of us wanted to know. Hello Magazine reports thst Kate Middleton's nick name for Prince William is 'Big Willie'. So many things i could say but will restrain myself!!!!

2011 a time to be true to ourselves!

Honesty is the best policy so the saying goes. But how many of us are actually totally honest?
How many of us act the way we think people expect us to act? I have woken up this morning feeling angry about life because i cant be totally honest, having to hide my true feelings about certain situations in life. I thought I had come out of the closet but it seems that it is necessary to keep some things in check. Is our social conditioning such that we have to hide behind a facade. This can only lead to pent up angst and ultimately hurt. It hurts those around us and at the end of the day we hurt ourselves the most.
So as much as we can, lets be true to ourselves and honest about the things that matter in life. Life is too short for us not to be!!!

Give me the old wind up alarm clock any day!!!

This will be why one of my friends was late for work

Thousands of iPhone users got a rude awakening for the New Year, a late one, thanks to failed alarms on their phones.
The glitch prevented the alarm from going off on many people's iPhone 4, or those who have updated software on prior models.
Apple Inc. (AAPL) said the glitch, which had to do with the phone's clocks, will be resolved soon, according to The Telegraph.
All alarms should be working properly by Jan. 3, an Apple spokeswoman told UPI. Calls to Apple for further comment were not answered.
Two MarketWatch tests on Sunday of alarms on iPhone 4 devices failed to go off.
Thousands of people were late for work, airline flights and trains, the Daily Mail reported.
The iPhone's alarm system has shown to have problems in the past, including not recognizing daylight savings time, making the alarm go off at the wrong time, according to media reports.